For number 2, we must clarify that this can be used
for all words. The -e is added commonly for rhyming
purposes. So, a word like DRINK can become DRIZE.
Due to the fact that there is no reliable source for
the spelling of slang terms, it is up to the writer
how to spell the actual word, but if he or she is adding
the "-iz" the instructions above should be
sufficient. The easiest way to spell slang terms is
to spell them like they sound.
When To Use The Formula
Although the affix "-iz" is not used very
often in everyday conversation, it is heard a lot in
rap music. The affix "-iz" can have many variations,
including -izzy, -izn, -or just -iz alone. One aspect
of the affix "-iz" is constant, however: "iz"
is always inside the root of the word.
Examples:
Root Word |
-iz Added
|
house |
hizouse or hizzy |
crib |
crizib |
shit |
shiznit |
There are a few additional guidelines when using the
"-iz" formula. The first guideline is that
"-iz" should only be applied to single-syllable
words. Applying the formula to multisyllable words could
result in confusion (for example, dizog is correct,
Bulldizog is not.) Next, the affix "-iz" is
usually only added to words with [aw] or [i] as the
vowel sounds.
Examples:
Correct |
Incorrect |
shiznit (shit) |
shizoes (shoes) |
hizouse (house) |
glizass (glass) |
Bizitch(bitch) |
Bizook(book) |
When to use “-iz”
1. When a speakers wants to show a hint of joviality.
Example: I’ve gotta get out of this damn house!
(sounds angry to the listener)
Change to: I’ve gotta get out of this damn hizouse!
(sounds less angry and more playful)
2. When the speakers wishes to reduce the level of
profanity in words.
Example: Sue, you’re acting like a real bitch!
(speaker gets slapped by Sue)
Change to: Sue, you’re acting like a real biznitch!
(speaker still gets slapped, but not as hard this time)
NOTE: The word "biznitch" is often replaced
by the word "beeotch."
Advisory Note
The last and perhaps most important guideline of all
is the usage of the "-iz" formula itself.
The "-iz" formula should be used VERY sparingly!
(An appropriate level of usage is once every few weeks
or once per month.) Otherwise, the speaker will sound
foolish to listeners, who will assume that he is a complete
and total imbecile, or goes to Tech.
Words used in the help page:
Shiznit
Biznitch
Beotch
Crib |