Werewolves in Transformation
Your roommate has been behaving wierd lately. You have considered all
the possibilities and have arrived at the only logical conclusion.
He's a werewolf.
So you think your roommate is a Werewolf, but you want be 100
percent sure before you spend 100 dollars on silver bullets. Well,
you've come to the right place. WEREWOLF ALERT can help you recognize
the signs before its too late and your pal starts looking at you like
your a side of beef.
Here is what to look for in the human form of a werewolf.
A Werewolf's complexion is either pinkish, yelllowish, or of greenish
tint. Of course, there is the abnormal harriness.( One of the fringe
benefits of being a werewolf is never having to worry about Male
Patter Baldness.)
Another sign of this acute harriness is that werewolve's eyebrowse will
become bushy and meet over the bridge of their noses.
Is his skin covered in scratches, scabs, or other cuts? These are a
result of running through the brush, shrubbery, and thorne bushes.
Werewolve's ears are farther back and lower on the head than human
beings.
Does your roommate constantly complain about being thirsty? Werewolve's
mouth and eyes are often dry, making it hard for them to cry.
Werewolves have an abnormally long index finger, and their fingernails
have a blood red tint.
In a stunning coincidence, A Werewolf's teeth a Blood red tint to
them aswell.
Here are some psychological traits to look for aswell.
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*They also prefer lonliness the friendship and interaction with others.
*Werewolves prefer nighttime over daytime.
*On there nighttime excursions, Werewolve have been known to drag home
corpses they dug up in the cemetery.
Finally, look for the tools he might have used in acquiring his power.
*Look for a girdle or belt made from wolf's skin and any ointments
or salves made from psychoactive drugs like Opium, Nightshade, or
Henbane that might have a hallucinatory effect.
A person wishing to become a werewolf tends to believe that the
belt or girdle is a gift from Lucifer or some other demon. And he
spread the ointment on his body as part of the transformation ritual.
We at WEREWOLF ALERT hope you have found this information useful.
But remember: (Disclaimer) We at WEREWOLF ALERT, do not advocate any
malicious intent or hate based crimes towards Werewolves. Neither to
we encourage nor advocate the slaughter of these creatures. WEREWOLF
ALERT is merely a public service announcement, which provides helpful
information. And as such can not be held responsible for the actions
or manner in which the information is used.
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Last Updated May 15, 1997 by
Christina Hart