Werewolves in Transformation

Your roommate has been behaving wierd lately. You have considered all

the possibilities and have arrived at the only logical conclusion.

He's a werewolf.

 

So you think your roommate is a Werewolf, but you want be 100

percent sure before you spend 100 dollars on silver bullets. Well,

you've come to the right place. WEREWOLF ALERT can help you recognize

the signs before its too late and your pal starts looking at you like

your a side of beef.

 

Here is what to look for in the human form of a werewolf.

 

A Werewolf's complexion is either pinkish, yelllowish, or of greenish

tint. Of course, there is the abnormal harriness.( One of the fringe

benefits of being a werewolf is never having to worry about Male

Patter Baldness.)

 

Another sign of this acute harriness is that werewolve's eyebrowse will

become bushy and meet over the bridge of their noses.

 

Is his skin covered in scratches, scabs, or other cuts? These are a

result of running through the brush, shrubbery, and thorne bushes.

 

Werewolve's ears are farther back and lower on the head than human

beings.

Does your roommate constantly complain about being thirsty? Werewolve's

mouth and eyes are often dry, making it hard for them to cry.

 

Werewolves have an abnormally long index finger, and their fingernails

have a blood red tint.

 

In a stunning coincidence, A Werewolf's teeth a Blood red tint to

them aswell.

 

 

Here are some psychological traits to look for aswell.

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*They also prefer lonliness the friendship and interaction with others.

 

*Werewolves prefer nighttime over daytime.

 

*On there nighttime excursions, Werewolve have been known to drag home

corpses they dug up in the cemetery.

 

Finally, look for the tools he might have used in acquiring his power.

*Look for a girdle or belt made from wolf's skin and any ointments

or salves made from psychoactive drugs like Opium, Nightshade, or

Henbane that might have a hallucinatory effect.

 

A person wishing to become a werewolf tends to believe that the

belt or girdle is a gift from Lucifer or some other demon. And he

spread the ointment on his body as part of the transformation ritual.

 

We at WEREWOLF ALERT hope you have found this information useful.

 

 

 

But remember: (Disclaimer) We at WEREWOLF ALERT, do not advocate any

malicious intent or hate based crimes towards Werewolves. Neither to

we encourage nor advocate the slaughter of these creatures. WEREWOLF

ALERT is merely a public service announcement, which provides helpful

information. And as such can not be held responsible for the actions

or manner in which the information is used.

 

 

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Last Updated May 15, 1997 by Christina Hart