Mouse Balls (Urban Legend)

I've included the to/from stuff from this e-mail message (although I've removed the actual addresses), because I thought it interesting that the sender identified it as an urban legend. I think the first time I saw this, the word "allegedly" wasn't included. Apparently this one is now regarded as fiction, where originally it was regarded as fact by many recipients. This, in particular, is what can be used to identify this as an urban legend.

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Date: Mon, 13 Nov 1995 15:09:19 -0500
From: Mike Dosenbach
To: Cindy Landrum
Subject: Mouse Balls

This is the biggest piece of urban legend I've ever seen for "computer people". Notice the use of the word "allegedly". I first saw this years ago.

Thought you might appreciate it.

Mike

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Allegedly an actual note that went to all IBM Field Engineers:

Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse can be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following:
P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls

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